this pups was born with a full head of hair and has already modeled several styles. my favorite of these was, doubtless, the faux-hawk. if eve and i could heighten our reality even slightly more, i believe we would both rock the faux-hawk as a matter of public conscience. alas, our hirsute adventures are encumbered -- nay, even dictated -- by institutional restraints. having laid claim to this public service announcement, i now proceed to the sole purpose of this post: fotos of a fat baby with pigtails. i have yet to find appropriate revolutionary discourse for captioning.
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of note: she's entranced by a harry potter movie in these fotos, a 'tent-pole feature' from a major studio. viva la consumerism!
i don't know why i just didn't write these other items in the post. anyway. we've been getting a lot of 'she looks like a real little person!' comments lately, with a distinction made between eve as a little baby and eve has a little person. i usually respond with one of two prepared statements,
1) 'she's a monster.'
2) 'she's really fat.'
the pigtails are an emergency measure to combat the onset of baba-mullet, a common enough disease, but one that can only truly be eradicated by a good shearing. and also, the pigtails are v. cute.
I love the pigtails. And yes, she is an adorably round child.
haha she looks like a fraggle that got transmogrified into a human
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