i received this email from erin today. it is meant to be read aloud, in a heavy brooklyn accent. for erin, it represents the voice of jordan from the womb.
here's a little dialogue for your reading pleasure:
where's my puddin!, sez jordan.
you get it after dinner, i sez to jordan, i sez.
can i have a hawt dawg fuah dinnewh? (i wrote this part in response to erin -- the rest is completely hers)
NO.
but you can have a soy pups.
SOY PUPS! SOY PUPS!
not dissuaded, jordan changes tack: well wheay's ah-gos!
be quiet. i'm trying to read.
johr-din. my name's johr-din.
over and over again.
ad infinitum.
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