if my womb were the parisian banlieus

we just got home from seeing 'the bourne ultimatum,' which was thrilling from beginning to end. i loved it. ted loved it. and jordan loved it.

i know this because jordan harbours a deep love for the cinema that rivals ours, but i also know this because jordan was going NUTZ in the womb for all the exciting bits in the movie. now, for those of you who haven't seen it yet (why are you reading this instead of going to see the movie?), the exciting parts happen one right after another throughout the entire movie. it's a thrillcoaster.

ted wants me to say that all this movement might have something to do with the diet dr. pepper and pudding that i snuck into the movie. to that i say: whev. he just said something about the death star. and han solo smuggling. whev again.

now he said: jerk ass.
fair enough.

ANYway. i was thinking of how to best approximate what it feels like when jordan gets especially spry in utero, and i think this video sums it up.

apparently jordan thinks my web is a bustling european metropolis. and if you didn't know, 'banlieu' means suburb in french.